1. dont be a people pleaser. you will never fulfill yourself trying to please others. also, nobody is inspired by a people pleaser. honor yourself... inspire the masses by doing so. promise.
2. try, to walk in love. have compassion for people. you never know where someone is coming from. so be kind. then when you are a bad ass, you'll also have friends. i know lots of bad asses that nobody wants to be around. try to avoid this.
3. NEVER, i repeat, NEVER get offended. read the 4 agreements. or dont. badass.
4. let go of all the walls you have built in front of yourself. you dont need to go to a $2000 workshop to figure this one out. LET IT GO. just decide you dont want your chains anymore. be free. then you get to play. thats when life gets exciting.
5. if you are not content with your situation... dont sit around and complain to helpless bystanders who give you repeated advice that you never take... fucking change it. or change your perspective. either way... be ok and choose be happy. quit your job, buy a ticket to europe, become a florist, be a
bum. whatever you want. just dont be afraid... of doing... whatever it is you want to do. and yes... happiness IS a choice. life is beautiful... try to see it my way.
6. express yourself.. freely. let go of everything society told you about how you should be. its all bullshit. you are divine... share your divinity. if you want to walk around in a fucking loincloth and sing disney theme songs fucking do it!! babies do it.. why cant you? **babies are the most enlightened beings on earth. learn from them.
7. be humble. dont act like you know eveything. you dont know shit. accept that.
8. . do not, i repeat... DO NOT.... live in fear.
9. get a pet duck. or two. they like to have a friend. i know this. i have two ducks.
10. TRY EVERYTHING. cause why the fuck not?
11. Dont be so attached. dont be so uptight. chill the fuck out. relax. smoke a joint. clam down. nothing is really so real that you have to be so grumpy.
12. dont be so fucking grumpy. example: if someone cuts you off while driving... just let them go. theres no need to scream in your car. mabye they are in labor. or mabye their father is dying in
the hospital. it doesnt matter. its none of your business. drink chamomile tea.
repeat step 3.
13. allow your wildest dreams to manifest.
14. learn from EVERYONE. no matter how much someone rubs you the wrong way... you can use them as a teacher. always. and besides that... WHY do they bother you so much? contemplate it.
15. PLAY “Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious”
coming soon... why the word fuck is the best word ever.